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He just did, A.D.D. boy.

 

Harden up and have a read.

 

haha.. I'm half way through the first page and i'm in for the long haul..

 

this should be cliff notes enough

 

"I am careful into who i met for the first time. SOO IF THE 1ST 2ND OR 3RD CONVO IS ABOUT SEX I AM BLOCKING YOU...IM TIRED OF U GUYS ONLY BE INTO ONE THING (TOTTIIIII I am single mother of 6 beautiful daughters. I am a loving, warm hearted person. But fellas DONT DONT GET IT TWISTED I AM NOT A SLUT"

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I've lost count how many epic threads have come from that forum.

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awww ok since ive got nothing to do ill go threw it

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Holy shit.

 

 

Page 9

:o

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just a taste of what pictures there are

 

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shes a treasure yeah?

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Drunkninja - Heaven wears a black dress and knee high boots

 

Anika - Oh Really

 

Drunkninja - Yeah, and it also looks like a chocolate oompa-loompa

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Drunkninja - Yeah I love children. My 6 year old neice is the sweetest little girl ever. This story is kind of funny but I went on this pineapple diet where basically all I eat all day is pineapples. The point is to get very sweet and fruity cum. I did this for my girlfriend at the time (we broke up though). Well after eating nothing but pineapple for 2 weeks I decide to get some ice cream as a cheat meal. Well my neice loves ice cream as well so I take her with me. I ordered a Rocky road. My neice got vanilla. I was really curious as to how sweet my love nector was at this point but I did not want to taste it myself. I grab my neices Ice cream cone and take it to the bathroom. I ejaculate a massive pineapple flavored load on top of her vanilla ice cream. I tell her its special flavoring and give to her. She had a puzzled look on her face but she took a small lick anyways. She shouted out "WOW! this is really good". She gobbled down every last once of her uncles steamy load. She even had a little in the corner of her mouth that she licked and slurped down her throat.

 

 

After that faitful day at the ice cream shop my neice would constantly ask for special sauce on her ice cream. I delivered for a while but realized I could not be on this pineapple diet forever. Her birthday was coming up in a few weeks and I had an incredible idea. I rented all the jailbait porn I could find, bought a couple hundred pineapples, and a couple cases of viagra. Night and day all I did was masturbate to jailbait porn and unleash my pineapple love nector into an old jar of jelly. Well I finished in 2 weeks with enough time to wrap it and place a bow on it. I gave her the special sauce on her birthday just as I planned. She loved her special sauce so much she started eating it straight from the jar with a spoon. She is a very good hearted girl though. So good hearted that she even shared it at the school Christmas party so all the children could try.

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AHhaHaHAHHAhAhAHAHAHhAh

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yep,titanium reinforced chair legs...ahh the laughs to be had...

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I will at least make the fatties feel a little good on the inside before I crush them

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OMG....

 

 

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This is awesome. If I were to get bj from you I could tell my buddies my balls slapped three different chins at once.

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Crime scene investigator huh. Sounds cool. Did anyone start investigating wtf happened to your neck

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lol, so much win!

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OMG....

 

 

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This is awesome. If I were to get bj from you I could tell my buddies my balls slapped three different chins at once.

 

 

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10 pages in and it's non stop LOL

 

:lol:

 

Hey there Klo

What's it like in philly?

I'm staring at you naked with a pair of binoculars

But girl, tonight you look so pretty

Yes you do

Hobos in the gutter can't shine as bright as you

I swear it's true

 

Hey there klo

Don't you worry about the distance

I'm right there if you get lonely

Give this song another listen

Close your eyes

Listen to my voice, it's my disguise

I'm by your side...literally

 

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

What you do to me

 

Hey there klo

I know times are getting hard

But just believe me, girl

Someday I'll pay the bills with your nude pics

We'll have it good

We'll have the life we knew we would

My word is good

 

Hey there klo

I've got so much left to say

If every simple song I wrote to you

Would take your breath away

I'd write it all

Even more in love with me you'd fall

We'd have it all

 

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

Oh it's what you do to me

 

Hidden in your closet seems pretty far

But I have arms and s*** to reach out

I'd walk to you if I had no other way

Our friends would all make fun of us

and we'll just laugh along because we know

That none of them have felt this way

KloI can promise you

That by the time we get through

You will never be the sam

And you're to blame

 

Hey there klo

You be good and don't you miss me

Two more minutes and you will be done drying your hair

And I'll be making history like I do

You'll know it's all because of you

We can do whatever we want to

Hey there Delilah here's to you

This one's for you

 

Oh it's what I am about to do to you

Oh it's what I am about to do to you

Oh it's what I am about to do to you

Oh it's what I am about to do to you

What I am about to do to you

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Drunkninja - I was so about to man the harpoons but your smile was so incredible I couldn't

 

Fatty - Well im glad my smile was so incredible to you. Now when you say "man the harpoons" do you mean that in the urban dictionary way?

 

Urban dictionary description of man the harpoons

 

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

 

many lols but got this far and had to stop. i feel like a weirdo laughing this hard at a computer ahahaaa

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Wow you have beautiful eyes. It's a shame it's not the first thing we see in your picture. Hit me back xx

 

 

This guy is BRUTAL

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Yeah i cbf going through it.

 

I'll just wait for you guys to post the highlights here.

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Some of that is funny but most of it is just plain harsh.

Not everyone gets the choice to be skinny, why should they be made to feel like less of a person?

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Some of that is funny but most of it is just plain harsh.

Not everyone gets the choice to be skinny, why should they be made to feel like less of a person?

 

I think they are getting made to feel like MORE of a person...

 

being fat is a choice...

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Well, eating a cheeseburger is a choice, fat is just the result :lol:

 

It takes a lot of effort to reach the stage that most of these girls are at.

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